História Harry Potter and the year everyone was GAY - Billie says no to Gryffindor

Amren's grandmother strolled out of her chair and hugged her "Where were you, sweetheart? The reporting time was seven o'clock."

Amren shrugged "Billie forgot my books suitcase had to rush back to get it."

"When will you stop calling your elders by their name? He is your father" Minerva chatised.

Amren grinned "When he buys me the concert tickets to twenty øne piløts."

"Twenty what?" Minerva repeated confused.

Amren sighed "Nothing. Damn wizards."

It has been more than three years since she has seen her grandmother. She was just as beautiful and stern. Amren could smell lavender oil on her skin, her wrinkled hands still clutching her fingers.

"How is Margie?" Minerva asked.

"She's fine. Got knocked once again. I told her to use protection, but she doesn't listen." Amren answered.

Minerva coughed uncomfortably, not knowing what to say to her grand daughter's crude reply.

Amren ran her hands through her hair "I'm hungry Minerva."

"Wait a minute. Hagrid's bringing back the sorting hat. If only you had come at time"

"Mom said she was in Ravenclaw. Which house do you think I would be in?"

"I hope Griffindor. We could use a keeper like you in quidditch"

"Minerva you are no longer a Grffindor"

Minerva sheepishly said "I sometimes forget."

Amren laughed.

In the meantime Hagrid stumbled up the raised platform with an ancient hat in his hand.

"You mus' be Amren, eh?" Hagrid mumbled.

"Nice to meet you Hagrid. Mom talked about you once."

"She did?"

"Of! Course, she said you taught her all about ice giants which saved her life many times. Thank you, Hagrid."

Hagrid smiled "No problem, dear. If you need anythin' or anyone troubling you here tell me-h"

Amren returned the smile knowing well she wouldn't.

Minerva walked to the front and adressed the entire student population who were gaping up at them.

Her warm grandma voice changed to a stren headmaster "This is Amren Pierce, daughter of Billy Pierce and Margie McGonagall Pierce"

The students tensed, their faces turning dubious as if they couldn't believe what she was saying.

Even Draco Malfoy was stunned with the new development.

Chorus questions boomed across the hall as they put the pieces together.

Amren has to restrain herself from grinning. It was funny how they thought Minerva never had a life or a daughter, in this case a drunken mistake.

"Amren is to join Hogwarts from where she will complete her eight year." Minerva pushed Amren onto the stool which Amren hadn't noticed.

Then she placed the hat on Amren's head, patting her shoulder lightly she sat on her seat.

An ancient voice bellowed across the hall "Ah! blood of Headmaster McGonagall and late Headmaster Albus Dumbledore. Amren Matthew Peirce, where shall I place you?"

A short girl with blonde locks gasped from the Ravenclaw table.

"Is that optional?" Amren asked the hat.

"That depends."

"Geez, thanks. That cleared it all up"

"Hmm.. Amren. You are brave, awfully brave. I place you in-"

"Not Griffindor"

The hat laughed "This is the first time I'm hearing this. So Amren why not Griffindor?

"According to Billie, who is a psychologist by the way, he adviced me not to be in that house."

"Whose Billie?"

"Well aren't you a magic hat? Look it up in my head."

"Sorting hats don't work that way"

"Then for a hat you are way too nosy"

Minerva glared at Amren "Answer the question, Amren"

Amren sighed "I don't want to."

"AMREN!!!" Minerva literally yelled.

"Slytherin." the hat confirmed "You are placed in Slytherin"

"The cool green robes with a golden snake?"

"Yes" the hat said.

Amren turned towards the Slytherin table, students with mean faces looking at her like they wanted to beat the shit out of her.

Among them Amren's eyes fell on a boy with blue eyes, golden locks covering his large forehead. His eyes trained on her.

Amren smirked "Perfect."