My sausage story ?

Hellooooo there this is a sausage story ?
The hot ladies that are on here fingering their muffins producing sweet nectar ? sausage really likes, firstly it's uncooked limp and floppy by time the fingers go in it's nearly cooked semi hard,moist skin not quite tough but holding it's shape. The squelch of the honey pot makes the sausage finally tough and holding the firmness, ready for inserting into its roll that by now should be ready with sauce that encased the tip first making sure to gloss the sausage, now comes the salt (coke) rubbing into the honey pot ensuring not to forget the bean.

What other adventures can sausage get up to?

You decide ?