Storm Eunice
About a year after Sofia and I had got married, she stole a couple of pairs of my older sisters knickers. Now my sister and I never truly got on, though we never hated each other or anything like that. I'm much more of a laid-back type person whereas she is, and always was, much more go-getting. This is partly why we never got on. In fact she was already a head-teacher by the time she was thirty-five, and even now is still involved at quite a high level in local education initiatives and the like.
Anyway, about two weeks ago she asked me whether I still had them. I'd never known she knew anything about it, but it turns out Sofia had actually asked her for them right at the start, so sis had always known. And I had never known!
It turns out that about a year ago she had discovered her son - she married late and had a single son who is now only in his mid teens - rifling through her underwear drawer. Apparently she had given him a good verbal beating, but had then spoken to Caroline, my second wife, about it. Caroline had suggested she talk to him carefully, offer to buy him some of his own, and to remind him that using her underwear without her permission was just plain nasty. Sis told me all this two weeks ago as Caroline has never mentioned any of it to me. Since then she and Caroline have been talking semi regularly about this. Two weeks ago, sis had rung asking for Caroline but Caroline was at work so she started talking to me instead. This was the first time I'd known anything about any of it. When I told her I no longer had her knickers she just laughed and said "shame".
So this morning sis turns up on the front doorstep and hands me two pairs of her knickers! She's told me that she doesn't want them back, and she doesn't want to know what I do with them, but I can video and publish said video of them if I want. Only rule is not to show my face - I don't anyway - and if I do use publish a video of me in them to credit her as well! It seems she might be more bonkers than I am!
I asked about my nephew, and it seems she's bought about a dozen pairs of knickers for himself, all of them either matching some of hers, or very similar. She's also given him permission to use her knickers, but there are rules. She did tell me and I can't say as I disagree with any of them. I can't remember all of them but sis has divided her undie drawer into two and he's only allowed to use from the one drawer. The two sis gave me came from the other drawer, her private stash!!! She also told me that sometimes, when she buys some for herself, she also buys some for him, which is why he has as many as he does.
When I told her about Abby, my daughter, and her antics, she asked me if I would like her to do anything. I've said no, but I now know I have another avenue to explore if Abby kicks off again. TBH I don't think she will, I think that's now all sorted, but I suppose it's possible.
Anyway, gotta go and batten down the hatches before hurricane Eunice hits us!
Anyway, about two weeks ago she asked me whether I still had them. I'd never known she knew anything about it, but it turns out Sofia had actually asked her for them right at the start, so sis had always known. And I had never known!
It turns out that about a year ago she had discovered her son - she married late and had a single son who is now only in his mid teens - rifling through her underwear drawer. Apparently she had given him a good verbal beating, but had then spoken to Caroline, my second wife, about it. Caroline had suggested she talk to him carefully, offer to buy him some of his own, and to remind him that using her underwear without her permission was just plain nasty. Sis told me all this two weeks ago as Caroline has never mentioned any of it to me. Since then she and Caroline have been talking semi regularly about this. Two weeks ago, sis had rung asking for Caroline but Caroline was at work so she started talking to me instead. This was the first time I'd known anything about any of it. When I told her I no longer had her knickers she just laughed and said "shame".
So this morning sis turns up on the front doorstep and hands me two pairs of her knickers! She's told me that she doesn't want them back, and she doesn't want to know what I do with them, but I can video and publish said video of them if I want. Only rule is not to show my face - I don't anyway - and if I do use publish a video of me in them to credit her as well! It seems she might be more bonkers than I am!
I asked about my nephew, and it seems she's bought about a dozen pairs of knickers for himself, all of them either matching some of hers, or very similar. She's also given him permission to use her knickers, but there are rules. She did tell me and I can't say as I disagree with any of them. I can't remember all of them but sis has divided her undie drawer into two and he's only allowed to use from the one drawer. The two sis gave me came from the other drawer, her private stash!!! She also told me that sometimes, when she buys some for herself, she also buys some for him, which is why he has as many as he does.
When I told her about Abby, my daughter, and her antics, she asked me if I would like her to do anything. I've said no, but I now know I have another avenue to explore if Abby kicks off again. TBH I don't think she will, I think that's now all sorted, but I suppose it's possible.
Anyway, gotta go and batten down the hatches before hurricane Eunice hits us!
2 years ago
