Goon Diary: The Best of 2017

So, 2017 was the year of my first ever goon diary - and what a year! 285 loads to 111 of the finest porno sluts. Everyone a winner, but here are the best of the best...

8th place: with five loads a piece, it's a four-way tie between Karmen Karma, Marsha May, Nina Elle and Samantha Saint

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7th place: a five-way tie for the sixers: Anna Bell Peaks, Cali Carter, Chloe Chaos, Madison Ivy (still thanking the porn gods for her come back, with new ink too!) and Riley Reid (who reminds me of an old girlfriend, sigh)...


Shout out to Riley, who also wins the 'Most Loads in One Month' award with 4!

6th place: All on her own with 7 loads, it's the petite piece of porn perfection, Angel Smalls. I still don't know how she fits all that cock in her, but I'm not complaining.



5th place: an all-time favourite, with 8 loads, McKenzie Lee. I reckon at least 7 of these loads are for one of my go-to scenes, which also gave birth to my avatar!


4th place: two heavy-hitters sharing 4th, with 9 loads apiece. Big tit bimbo, August Taylor, and insatiable MILF slut, Veronica Avluv.


And now for the Top Three...

3rd place: with 10 loads each, it's joint 3rd for Courtney Taylor and Sheena Shaw...


2nd place: the winner was only ever going to come from one of two sluts for me this year. Pipped to the post in 2nd, with 16 loads, is the porn goddess that is Jasmine Jae. If I was awarding my own 'Movie of the Year' award, it would have to be Jasmine's 'No Holes Barred' for Evil Angel...every scene is smoking hot.


And in 1st place (drumroll...) with 17 loads, the one and only Adriana Chechik.


The Ultimate Slut - no doubt!



Here's hoping 2018 is just as much fun! Bring on the sluts...