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Be a good lifestyler, please read our entire profile before messaging us. Seriously, TAKE THE TIME TO READ and UNDERSTAND our lengthy yet detailed profile; it will save us all some time in the possibility of moving forward. Besides reading a profile before contacting someone is the polite thing to do.

IF YOU FRIEND REQUEST US AND WE HAVE NOT MET WE WILL SIMPLY BLOCK YOU.

If you are a frequent visitor to our profile and don't take the time to reach out, or we are clearly not a match we will put you on our block list.

WE ARE SEEKING COUPLES WITH BBW's THAT ENJOY MULTIPLE MEN AND CHUBBY/FLUFFY MEN ONLY

We are here to meet people who fit what we seek. We are not here to provide you with jerk off material by image or word. We don't do bullshit or play games but if you actually fit what we seek in friends then the possibilities are nearly endless!

If you are looking for a hit an run, keep rolling because having at least a social connection with some conversation is very important to us. This means we are not interested in visitors, sorry.

WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANY BDSM/DOM/SUB/CUCKOLDING activities. - This is not about Cuckolding... There are good men known as “Stags” that will share their wives with you, those shared wives being known as “Vixens”. But only those who are respectful to both by respecting their relationship and knowing how to treat a lady and please her properly will be allowed the pleasure of the ladies charms and wiles.

I can't believe we even have to address this here since this community is supposed to be the epitome of live and let live but after getting whiny messages from some people we feel compelled to bring this up... We have no prejudices BUT having matured and experimented along the way we have learned a lot about ourselves and what we like and of course what we don't like. Keep in mind boys and girls that being "Accepting and respectful" of people is very different than "Being intimate" with them. The real question is are you mature enough to understand and accept this stance? With this in mind let us spell out that we have NO INTEREST in BEING INTIMATE with vapors or smokers, those of the Muslim faith, those of African American descent, those who dress flashy or wear a lot of bling, men who must announce the size of their penis, those whose think close up photos of their genitals is sexy, those that flex for the camera, those who think they are "All that" or those who are fitness fanatics, including those thin runners and bicyclers.

Truthfully we are only attracted to those who carry a little extra around the middle to larger, those who are closer to an average with a softer / fluffier build can catch our eyes too. Think very soft Dad bods and soft fluffy Milf bods.

Regarding your profile, while we don't expect everyone to be a budding novelist like Jonnie is when it comes to profiles, we do expect you to have put some time and effort into your profile and keep it updated as needed to help us figure out if we may be a match and encourage us to reach out to you.

Now to address "The Lifestyle Flake Syndrome"... After nearly 15 years of meeting others for adult play we have found three things...
1.) 33% of the people who say they will meet you actually show up.
2.) Half of those people who actually do show are decent, fun people and/or actually appear as they have presented themselves via photos or descriptions.
3.) Absolutely all men who brag about certain skills or have tell you the size of certain parts of their bodies have been frauds.

Conclusion - 13.5% of people on a site like this are real, enthusiastic and are actually as they advertise themselves. That means that 86.5% of people who are on sites like this are fakes, wankers, cowards and/or game players. HOWEVER, the people that are actually the real deal tend to compensate for being made to weed through the bullshit.
Description:

Jonnie and Lacey are our "Superhero" names, we use them to allow us to perform good sexual deeds outside of the spotlight. If we meet we will share our true identity to those good citizens who aid in the performance of such important deeds.

We are both professionals who are also active in supporting Veterans who need help. We have been together for over 26 years, married for 25 years and are still honeymooning every single day. We truly are best friends and lovers, enjoying mostly the same things and doing nearly everything together. We have been in the lifestyle since May of 2007 (yes we remember our first time lol) and both of us feel that we have grown as a result and Lacey always says she would have started doing this sooner if she had known how much fun it would be.

Lacey has blue eyes and a smile that will take your breath away, add that to her thick body with 44DDD's and you will be weak-kneed the moment you meet her. She has frequently and rightfully been described as the "Quintessential naughty mom".

Jonnie has alluring eyes and a fun and devious smile that goes along with his attitude and sense of humor. He too is thick bodied as well as broad chested with wide shoulders, a 56" chest and 39" waist. He has been frequently described as having that bad boy look while really being a big ol' softie.

Our friends have described us as funny, giving and easy going. We have been told our photos do us no justice and in person we do not appear as old as we are (We sure as hell don't act our age). However, how we look is subjective and we fully understand that.

We both love to laugh all the time, even while naked because laughter is good for the soul and is an amazing ice breaker. We enjoy most things outdoors to include hosting bonfires, exploring Wisconsin and road trips on our bike; yes we are part of Harley-Davidson cult. We enjoy socializing, live local music and social cocktails as well, especially when the weather forces us inside. We do enjoy entertaining in our small home with a very well stocked bar.
Fantasies and / or real experiences:

We have done and greatly enjoyed small G-bangs, MFM, FMF, couples, and groups. More than anything Lacey enjoys being the center of attention in a MFM to MMFMM set up.

We are seeking just one mature couple who are into the Stag/Vixen dynamic and who we feel we can really get along with that would also be interested in semi-regular parties here at our home.
Additional comments and things to do, see, hear or learn about:

Unless Lacey is taking some time off of work we only play on the weekends and are able to host Friday evenings, Saturdays evenings seem to work better however we do require some advance planning as we are not much for impromptu sexual interactions with others.

We like to think we are educated, fun loving, simple people. While we have a Harley we do live a moderate lifestyle in a modest and small but well kept home. Jonnie is retired and left the 60-80 hour work weeks behind. Lacey works full time in a normal daytime, Monday through Friday job and does put in some hours from home in the evenings as needed.

With Jonnie's retirement and being empty nesters we are now enjoying a slower pace of life.

We will warn you, we raised two grounded, hard working and respectful young men whom we are very proud of and love to talk about.

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