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Male and female couple, heterosexual
From:
Rossendale, United Kingdom

About us

Hola..... That's Spanish for 'ow do..... Here for amateur, and mainly..... but not exclusively, Brit porn..... Give me genuine reactions please, no fake studio 'porn' with fake studio 'actresses', and that includes the English HD variety where they just happen to have an invisible film crew on site in a swingers' club with all the cameras and lights etc ready to film an impromptu 'amateur gangbang' featuring some scuzzy looking junkie escort off Adultwork..... the soundtrack of which is inevitably characterised by some megalomaniac southern tosspot that just loves the sound of his own voice and can't resist making some ridiculous macho witticism every three seconds thereby spoiling whatever scant fun there is to be had by the viewer.....

Give me home made with a shakey camera and a duff soundtrack any day, as long as it contains the girl next door grinning inanely at the camera as she gets her pussy, mouth or ass (all three if she's really lucky) stuffed full of cock just because she's a dirty little fucker and she knows it..... not because she's getting paid for it. Just love that inane, slightly wrong grin that hides the words 'I'm probably gonna be a wife and mother one day, and I might need a job at some point..... I know I really shouldn't be doing this, but I just can't help it'.

It's mainly me that watches porn..... Arr Kez in't too bothered, and the wife isn't against it and is happy for me to watch it providing it doesn't distract me and there's loads left for her. There's always several loads left for her! She just loves the fact that I'm a dirty bastard and I still fuck her a lot..... a hell of a lot in fact. I have told her she'll be involved in some porn one day, and that I'll be getting some guys round to DP and 4 way her at some point, with or without cameras rolling..... She just smiles and laughs..... But I know that smile, and there's always a little glint in her eye at the thought of it..... the dirty cow! She's fit as fuck by the way, and yeah, you would..... without hesitation. Lucky me..... Bo selecta!
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lovewanks
lovewanks 18 days ago
Fantastic collection
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dirtylancscouple
dirtylancscouple Host 21 days ago
to Anytime69withmine : Oh yeah! Hi to all the Leeds folk. Lived there for a good few years, great city!
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Anytime69withmine 1 month ago
Loving your faves. Amateur porn is the best and hot as fuck. 
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johnmdh
johnmdh 6 months ago
Hot favourites!
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TimKent
TimKent 1 year ago
Thanks for the invite.  Like you I prefer true amateur vids. 
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FlZimBrit
FlZimBrit 1 year ago
Sounds like you need to get your own amateur video made, or several! Liked your profile.
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chapuis
chapuis 1 year ago
Great page, I'd be glad to join friends
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FarkingSlut
FarkingSlut 1 year ago
Love your profile. Your missus sounds like a horny slut, I'd love to fuck her in front of you
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nortidave
nortidave 1 year ago
Fabulous collection here. Great vids. Any from the NW?
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Ukchris56 1 year ago
Please friend me
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Alanj72 2 years ago
Please add?
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mkwatching
mkwatching 3 years ago
Great favourites 
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mastequilla 3 years ago
I would love an invite
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lurker1943 3 years ago
Hello
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boroparmo
boroparmo 3 years ago
Ha ha ha , class intro buddy love it..lol
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dirtylancscouple
dirtylancscouple Host 4 years ago
to Luvbigb00ties : Yours too pal, you're a proper pervert! I mean that in the very best sense of the word!
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Luvbigb00ties
Luvbigb00ties 4 years ago
Great collection!
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jase4122 4 years ago
yer Kez is stunning
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Plonk123
Plonk123 4 years ago
Lovely collection of British porn , check out my favourites. ??
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naughtyone 4 years ago
Great profile thank you for the add 
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morley47
Thank you for your beautiful friendship ❤️
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Mickeytake
Mickeytake 5 years ago
Love an add
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Porby
Porby 5 years ago
Thanks for your comments - I really enjoyed the things you said!
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fistingisapleasure 5 years ago
to dirtylancscouple : Is she not keen on fisting then,  a shame if she is capable but, but just not into it as the benefits are.....mmmm
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dirtylancscouple
dirtylancscouple Host 5 years ago
to fistingisapleasure : No doubt you would think so if you saw her.... Her worst nightmare unfortunately!
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fistingisapleasure 5 years ago
mmm lovely wife description , fit as fuck----fisting material is she ?
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Ria3xx
thanks for commenting x
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sirloin66
sirloin66 5 years ago
Proper Bo I tell thee....
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LeFringe 5 years ago
hi bud great favs thanks for the add 
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vporner
vporner 5 years ago
probably the best written 'About Us' on xhamster, funny as fuck!
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