twistedlittleman's profile

Last seen 1 year ago

Celebrity

3298 days on xHamster

34.3K profile views

1.1K subscribers

3.3K comments left

Personal information

I am:

John, male, heterosexual

From:

Warrensburg, Missouri, United States

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Interests
and fetishes:

BBW

Languages:

English

Education:

College

Occupation:

retired

Income:

Low

Relationship:

Single

Kids:

Yes, we do not live together

Religion:

Agnostic

Smoking:

Occasionally

Drinking:

Occasionally

Star sign:

Capricorn

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Short

Hair color:

Other

Eye color:

Hazel

Height:

193 cm (6 ft 4 in)

About me

Right now I am exploring a fantasy I would like to look into . I would like to locate a bisexual couple to communicate with. To chat up some ideas of mine. I am Bi-curious, I want to experiment. Lets see where this goes.

Comments

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gortt74 4 months ago

Как восхитительно♥️♥️

Babyhuey81 2 years ago

Love taboo

twistedlittleman Host 2 years ago

Sorry, I don't do that.

twistedlittleman Host 2 years ago

Looks good to me, can I have a taste?

dayzzombus 2 years ago

добавляйтесь в друзья

KhazroftheQuill 3 years ago

nice profile

mowgli53 3 years ago

Thank you for the add.

sexychica02 3 years ago

Que rico!

rileyreidfan69 4 years ago

Thank you for adding me!

carlb1212 5 years ago

Thank you very much for the add.

gabmar 5 years ago

Thanx for the add!

twistedlittleman Host 5 years ago

to karenandbob39 : Thank you very much

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karenandbob39 5 years ago

love your profile

genbo 5 years ago

Thanks mate

Please add me, love your anal tastes

leslie14 5 years ago

hay

Horny--Couple 5 years ago

Thank you John

farmbitchone 5 years ago

She tells me she is going out for the evening she tells me to strip and put my cage on then hand her the key. I watch her get undressed and enter the shower I look on as she washes herself and then shave. She gets out and dries herself she tells me to kneel and pushes my face into her shaven pussy she asks if it is nice and smooth and smelling sweet. Pushing me away she tells me to get her phone and take her picture..I take one from the front and one from the back of her stood before she spreads her legs and I take a close picture of her pussy. She then tells me to text them to the last text she received. When I open her text there is a picture of a hard cock its long thick and very hard. I send the pictures as told. As she dresses and puts her makeup on she tells me that he is her date for the night she asks if I seen his cock and I say yes. She tells me how much she is looking forward to feeling it in her pussy. She tells me how she only started chatting to him this afternoon and couldn't say no when he asked to meet. She tells me he is only in the area tonight and they are going for a drink and then she is going to bring him home and fuck. She tells me how she has told him she is married and I am at home but will not bother them.

When she is ready she asks me how she looks and tells me to change the sheets on the bed for when she gets back and she wants candles and a bottle of wine waiting .

She takes hold of my caged cock in one hand and pinches a nipple with the other she tells me while she is out I am to put on my maids outfit and clean the house as she wants it to be nice and clean when she brings him back.

She leaves and I get dressed in the maids outfit and do my cleaning after a few hours I get a text telling me everything better be ready as they are on their way I reply and confirm everything is ready for them. After half an hour they aren't back and I get a text it says "you need to clean this mess up" below the text is a picture of my wife's pussy wet and swollen and slightly stretched clearly visible is the large amount of thick cum inside.

DaneJutland 5 years ago

Thanks for adding me!

farmbitchone 5 years ago

A melon instead of a vagina

Melons are often a synonym for female breasts. But melons are not only a possible stimulant for the eyes and hormones, a melon can also be a fun and effective accessory if you want to have some solo fun. A melon is soft and moist – like the inside of a vagina. The only downside is the inside temperature, which is not the same as the inside of a warm vagina. But we will deal with this problem as well – but one step at a time.

How to prepare a melon for masturbation?

First, you have to cut a hole into the melon that will be appropriate for your cock with a knife. The right hole should be a bit smaller then the circumference of your penis. Take some of the insides out, but not all of it. Leave most of it in. The toy is almost ready. If you really want to feel “at home”, you must only warm it up. You do this simply by putting it into the oven for a few minutes.

Before sticking your penis inside, make sure about the inside temperature. You can do this with your finger, but this is not the most reliable method. If you want to be truly sure, take the temperature with a thermometer. The appropriate temperature should be the same as the vagina’s during the time it is aroused. At those moments, the temperature is a degree or two above the average body temperature.

And the vagina is ready for...

All that is left is to squeeze some lubricant or baby oil into the melon and enjoy the vagina you have created.